Monday, February 28, 2011

Directionally Challenged

Why was the statistician always getting lost?


Too many random walks.



Friday, February 25, 2011

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Econometrician's Favorite Radio Station?

Econometricians do not have favorite radio stations--they prefer white noise!



Monday, February 21, 2011

The Most Popular Statistic

While the mean is the least popular statistic, the mode is the most popular statistic. No wonder statistics is confusing.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Outliers

Are outliers true observations?
Who knows. There are a lot of liars out there.




Wednesday, February 16, 2011

My ARMA Hurts

Forecasting is good, but wouldn't five-casting be better?



Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Personal Ad

Statistic Looking for an Estimator. Unbiased and consistent behavior a must. Plus if meet CRLB. Should look good in a hat.



Monday, February 14, 2011

SAS vs. STATA

SAS--pros: dealing with large data sets, merging data.

STATA--pros: Stata the art.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

The Least Popular Statistic

What is the least popular statistic?

The mean. It's just not that friendly (it's mean).

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Inaugural Joke

A time series joke...




Hint: The first observation's subscript is read as "not" (as opposed to zero).